List: The 11 Cheesiest Entries To Our Cheesy Surf Joke Competition

9 Oct 2013 0 Share

The Best/Worst LOLs

A bit over a week ago we mentioned in This Week In Surfing that we had a pair of Oakley Breadbox shades to giveaway, all you had to do was send in your cheesiest surfing-related joke, and cheese-whiz did we get some bad/awesome jokes. Here are our top 11 in order, with no.1 being the winner. Thanks to everyone who entered.

11. How do surfers clean themselves?
They wash up on shore.
– Fraser Farrell

10. How do surfers say "hi" to each other?
They wave.
– Simao Luz (and many more with similar entries)

9. “Bells Beach - natural amphitheatre”
– Allan MacFarlane

8. What do surfing and oil have in common?
They're both measured by the barrel!
– JY

7. Two surfers are about to paddle out, one says to the other, "I just got a new longboard for my wife."
The other guy says, "Wow, great trade."
– Tarzan

6. What is Julian Wilson's Dad's name?
Wil.
– Knut Wilmott

5. How does mick keep cool before a heat?
Fanning.
– Andrew Ackland

4. What did the stand up paddler boarded eat before bed?
SUPPER!
– Shawn Burnett

3. Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
...Because he had no porpoise in life :(
– MJ

2. How many surf coaches does it take to turn a lightbulb? 
Two. One to turn it. The other one to say, “Nice turns dude!”
– Nick Carver

1. What did Joel's dad say when Joel drove him down to the beach?
Forget the waves, that was great parkin-son!
– Mitchell Proctor

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