Best Of Weak Wrap: The Aussie Vs. Brazilian Rivalry Intensifies

20 Oct 2017 4 Share

COASTALWATCH | WEAK WRAP - SPECIAL EDITION

Episode 42
Video by Danny Johnson

I hate click bait so much. I hate myself even more for being a hypocrite. Actually, I don’t hate click bait, because it doesn’t work on me anymore. It used work on me all the time but I’ve transcended its power like some sort of lesbian seagull. What movie was it where they sung about lesbian seagulls? Was that offensive to Lesbians? Was it offensive to use it how I used it? Doesn’t really matter because I voted YES and that’s give me permission to say whatever I want. That’s how it works isn’t it? I think it was Beavis and Butthead the movie. Not an episode of the show, when they did a feature-length film. Not googling it though. No time. The thing about my click bait is I’m trying to make fun of click bait. But then I’m also secretly hoping it works and tricks more people into watching the videos and then my boss thinks I’m a cool guy that totally does stuff. Ultimately it’s just lying though and lying is pretty sucky. But the lying is king of detached enough that I don’t lose sleep at night. Actually, I’ve been sleeping pretty bad lately.

Tags: video , weak wrap (create Alert from these tags)

blog comments powered by Disqus
Features
The O'RIGINALS, Beau Cram – Chippie and Surfer

The O'RIGINALS, Beau Cram – Chippie and Surfer

His J-Bay lines are serious fun.

17 Sep 2019
9 Surf Trips for your Honeymoon

9 Surf Trips for your Honeymoon

Dreamy getaways for loved-up surfers

15 Sep 2019
Mini-Margo Ripping to Tool! the New QS, & Longboarders Take on the Kelly Pool

Mini-Margo Ripping to Tool! the New QS, & Longboarders Take on the Kelly Pool

This Week in Surfing: Ten Things from Surfing & the Internet on the Week That Was September 13, 2019

2 13 Sep 2019
Recent

The O'RIGINALS, Beau Cram – Chippie and Surfer

His J-Bay lines are serious fun.

17 Sep 2019
Perfect Point Barrels and Punchy Beachies – Creed and Crew Shred Fun Northern NSW

Perfect Point Barrels and Punchy Beachies – Creed and Crew Shred Fun Northern NSW

12 Sep 2019
Nick Carroll: A Shot in the Arm for the QS

Nick Carroll: A Shot in the Arm for the QS

3 10 Sep 2019
Nias: "It Is a Complete Disaster"

Nias: "It Is a Complete Disaster"

16 22 Aug 2019
Vale Damien Lovelock

Vale Damien Lovelock

6 22 Aug 2019
Latest News

The O'RIGINALS, Beau Cram – Chippie and Surfer

His J-Bay lines are serious fun.

Nick Carroll: A Shot in the Arm for the QS

Everyone’s a winner with the Challenger Series!!

Nias: "It Is a Complete Disaster"

Construction continues at Lagundri Bay; local surfers up in arms

Vale Damien Lovelock

Paddle Out – Saturday August 24 from 2pm, Newport Surf Club

Popular This Week

Mini-Margo Ripping to Tool! the New QS, & Longboarders Take on the Kelly Pool

This Week in Surfing: Ten Things from Surfing & the Internet on the Week That Was September 13, 2019

Weekend Surf Forecast 13 - 15 September, 2019

The weekend is just around the corner.

9 Surf Trips for your Honeymoon

Dreamy getaways for loved-up surfers

Go to Top